Bacon is the Answer

The sound of bacon sizzling in the pan is such a turn on.


Give me TMI's >:D  
Reblogged from presidentjesus

TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

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